Inside the Brain of Benjamin

I really, really, really love this lady... she's the one that feeds me. That other chump is the one who changes my dirty diapers. Let me get this straight, there's more to life than breastfeeding?Whatever, I've got it made in the shade. I'm going to breastfeed FOREVER!

Geesh! You weren't kidding, were you?Darn It Lady, I want answers.... NOW! While you're at it, get the guy that changes my diapers.